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Hanukkah [Dec 4 (sunset) - 12 (nightfall)]

Hanukkah  [Dec 4 (sunset) - 12 (nightfall)]

Nowadays, I'm hiding from Megan. Sometimes I have to run to the men's room or dodge under my desk. I usually have to restrain Kong on to bark too! I've had enough of being the guinea pig of chef Megan! She's been experimenting on me with her cooking. Are you confused? Or are you surprised with Megan's sudden interest in the kitchen? Well, we were too. Megan, who's definitely well known for her fondness of food, has been spending her time experimenting with different Jewish recipes to give her new Jewish boyfriend, Seth, a surprise home coming Hanukkah. And she zeroed in on me, poor Bob, to give a review on whatever she makes!

"You see Bob," Megan told me a week ago, "the way to a man's heart is his stomach." We were sitting in my cubicle and I was tasting gefilte fish... Megan's first attempt at making Jewish cuisine. After having the tasteless food item (I think she forgot an ingredient or two!) I had doubts whether she would be successful in her mission at all with her abilities. But of course, I didn't want to disappoint her.

"Well, with a little practice, you can improve," I said. What a big mistake!!! From then on, she started chasing me with her meat balls, fish dishes, and all sorts of cakes! I don't even know how to give a review without hurting her feelings! Now, I am a BIG foodie, but I love good food and certainly don't want to get sick!!! I am seriously worried about the future of her relationship if she is going to serve the same quality of food that she is giving me now. God save her!

And the only other person who can save her is Kelly, our cooking expert pal. I think I need to talk to Kelly to help Megan avoid any disaster on Hanukkah.

Do you have any solutions for me? Have you dodged your friends too? How can I tell her to improve her cooking without hurting her feelings? Lots of questions I need to figure out!!!

 

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